Reflexes!

I have cat reflexes, pun intended. Others envy me. I am zen...and then I caught a bird. The little bastard was flying about outside the window, singing while I was curled up with my mistress for a snooze. Then he made a mistake - he landed on the windowsill above us. I sprang into action and like a FLASH, I was on the sill with a bird in my mouth and I ran for the living room. Dammit, the mistress is onto me. She stumbled after me and out onto the balcony where she proceeded to pry my very jaws open to release the beast of a bird! That bitch. I HAD IT! In MY MOUTH! The bird fluttered and flew straight out of my mouth away into the neighborhood. Damn. But boy was I fast this morning!